Heather │ 22 │ SD │ Vans │ Meow
@hheatherdraves

 

utteradoxography:

how to befriend me online:

  1. message me (e.g. “hey nerd lets be friends”)
  2. repeat step one, consistently. harass my ass into a state of friendship.
  3. congrats ur now a friend

meanplastic:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake